Juan: (nagdadasal)sana magkaroon na
ko ng kotse.
biglang may lumabas
na anghel
Anghel: Juan, dahil
sa ikaw ay mabait at
matapat. Pagbibigyan
kita. Bibigyan kita
ng ‘chedeng’.
Juan: Wow! Talaga !?
Anghel: Oo. Handa ka
na ba?
Juan: Oo!
Anghel: O heto na…
…
…
C H E D E N G !
heheh.
———-
Alam mo ba anong klaseng
kotse ang kinahihiligan
ng mga nagka-karate?
Mga kotseng gawa sa
korea, of course.
At bakit?
Kasi tuwing sumisipa
sila, sumisigaw sila ng
“KIA!”
———-
Mrs s very kuripot.
Wen Mr died, she
inquired wd d
newspaper, asking d
price 4 d obituary.
Ad taker: P300 for
5 words.
Mrs: Pwede ba
2 words lang?,
“Tanoy dead”
Ad taker: No mam.
5 words is the
minimum.
After thinking for
a while, Mrs: Ok,
para sulit, ilagay mo,
“TANOY DEAD,
TOYOTA FOR SALE “
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