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Funny text messages

December 19, 2008

Juan: (nagdadasal)sana magkaroon na
ko ng kotse.

biglang may lumabas
na anghel

Anghel: Juan, dahil
sa ikaw ay mabait at
matapat. Pagbibigyan
kita. Bibigyan kita
ng ‘chedeng’.

Juan: Wow! Talaga !?

Anghel: Oo. Handa ka
na ba?

Juan: Oo!

Anghel: O heto na…


C H E D E N G !

heheh.

———-

Alam mo ba anong klaseng
kotse ang kinahihiligan
ng mga nagka-karate?

Mga kotseng gawa sa
korea, of course.

At bakit?

Kasi tuwing sumisipa
sila, sumisigaw sila ng
“KIA!”

———-

Mrs s very kuripot.
Wen Mr died, she
inquired wd d
newspaper, asking d
price 4 d obituary.

Ad taker: P300 for
5 words.

Mrs: Pwede ba
2 words lang?,
“Tanoy dead”

Ad taker: No mam.
5 words is the
minimum.

After thinking for
a while, Mrs: Ok,
para sulit, ilagay mo,
“TANOY DEAD,
TOYOTA FOR SALE “


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